Janet Jade is not just a girl who looks like the girl-next-door. She is
the girl-next-door. Janet has that deer-in-the-headlights look in her eyes that all men love. But we guys are a distracted lot. It's not our fault. It's the hard-wiring in the brain. So we tend to drift our line of sight to Janet's other amazing attribute. That's why she's often worn a T-shirt over her 44-inches of pleasure with the words, "My eyes are up here."
Now suppose Janet knocked on your apartment door after locking herself out of hers. Far-fetched, you think? Hey, she's got to live next to someone. Why not you? Now suppose she asked to hang out at your place? Sat on your bed.