There isn't a week that goes by that a letter doesn't come in asking when Merilyn is going to engage in full-sex with a porn dude. That day will probably never come. "Nyet, nyet...a thousand times, nyet," says the genetic wonder who recently entered a Ukrainian beauty contest back home. And despite the breast pump in this shoot, Merilyn isn't preggo, isn't milking and isn't planning on either. She just likes the suction on her nipples that gets them all pointy and perky. If she ever does get knocked-up, our cameras are ready.