A Body Made For Sex
November 8th, 2014
The story of how Mia Khalifa (the now-legendary "Busty Girl Who Works At The Hamburger Joint") was discovered is both heartwarming and junk-hardening. For months, SCORE staffers ate once a week at this bastion of buns and beef, fantasizing but never actually knowing what Mia's body really looked like under her god-awful uniform.
As Mia told SCORE editor Dave in an interview, "There's a pet store across from the restaurant, and I went to get my dog some food. I have a little Maltipoo, and on my way out, I saw you in your car, and you rolled your window down and looked at me and said, 'Do I know you?' And I said, 'I'm your cashier from the burger restaurant,' and you basically said, 'Oh. Okay. Have a great day.'
"I was wearing a very tight top that was backless and very thin and form-fitting and a high-waisted skirt that was also very form-fitting and came down almost like a schoolgirl skirt and black pumps."
"Then you guys came into the restaurant a couple of days later, and you told me to come to your table because you had something to ask me, and I couldn't come that day because I was very busy and my manager would've yelled at me if I had left the cash register."
"So you came in again, and Gil was very slick. He said, 'We want to ask you something, but we understand that you can't really leave your register, so I'm going to give you this website, and you should go to it on your own time.' So he wrote down Scoreland.com and handed to me, and I went to the bathroom to check it out, and as soon as I saw what it was, I thought, 'This would be so cool.' I was absolutely shocked, but when I saw SCORELAND, I thought maybe you worked for the strip club Score, and then I saw the website, and that was much better than a strip club. So I ran to your table and said, 'Yes, I wanna do it! Please!'"
Another girl might have thrown raw burgers in our faces or had the manager toss us bodily into the parking lot. But not Mia.
Destiny, fate, happenstance, planetary alignment.