Siri, Show Us Your Tatas
July 11th, 2012
"From the time I was 19, I dated women," Siri explained. "Well, I mean I dated women exclusively. I had girlfriends. And then I stopped dating women and I went through my slut phase where I was obsessed with men. Well, I think that every girl goes through a slut phase. Mine just happened after I was a lesbian for a little bit. I went to Spain after college and I was at this party and I met some musicians there. This one guy stared at me the whole time. When the party died down he came over and introduced himself and then three hours later, we had sex. And I was so into it! I had never given a blow job in my life and I deep-throated it the first try! It was crazy.