Our friend Mr. Largo passes by the models' dressing room. He sees a pair of very sexy legs that go up all the way and make an absolute ass out of themselves. The girl is bent over, adjusting her heels. "Oh shit, that's Stephanie Stalls," Largo says. "I banged her the last time she was here. I remember her being wild. She likes all kinda freaky stuff. Know what? I bet she has no idea I'm banging her today in an anal scene." Yes, the boring life of a penis model. Juan has our sympathies.