"I never thought I would be doing this," said highly-decorated sailor girl Victoria as she adjusted her medals. "I'm from a very conservative background and family. The girls in my neighborhood just don't take off their clothes for magazines. But I guess there's a first time for everything." True enough and that's why one of those medals on Victoria's much-coveted chest is for the Battle of the Twin Peaks. The other is for Victory At Semen. We haven't seen a first mate this sail-raising in a long time. "My hobbies are reading, shopping, masturbating and sex," Victoria matter-of-factly claims. "I masturbate regularly with a vibrator and a vibrating dildo while I watch a porn video. I like to see guys in good shape with short hair and big dicks." Victoria doesn't wear teeny fantasy-sailor outfits when she goes out (she'd start a brawl if she did) but she does like to wear low-cut dresses and tops. "I like to show off what I have.