The way Elaina Gregory looks as a pig-tailed farmer's daughter may get you to wishing you were a salesman driving through Cleavage County when your car breaks down in front of Elaina's house. And then you have to sleep over until your car is fixed. Life's tough, eh?

Elaina's body and big boobs are so spectacular, both men and women are breastnotized. She gets stopped for questions. "I was walking through the mall," said Elaina who served in the army and was stationed in Texas. "I had just come back from the restroom and this woman comes up to me and says, 'Your boobs are so big! Are they actually real?' And I said, 'Yes, they are real.' And she was like, 'You have never had them lifted?' And I was like, 'Nope.' And then she was like, 'Can I touch them?' I was like, 'No, I don't know you, so you may not touch them!'"

Elaina is so stacked that she was "a D-cup in middle school. And I would always get the girls who said, 'Oh, you know, she stuffs her bra! There's no way she is that big. She stuffs her bra!' and it got to the point that I hated them because I was tired of being the subject of all these rumors. Or they would think that because I had big tits that I was automatically a slut. You know? So, it just got to the point where I was miserable and my grandmother offered to get me a reduction when I was just 16."

"Well, I didn't do it because I knew that I wasn't done growing and that if I got them reduced, that there was a chance that they would get big again. And so I didn't and now that I have served my time in the army, they will actually pay for me to have a reduction, but I won't do that now because now I love my tits."

Thank hooter heaven that Elaina didn't do it!