The legend of Mia Khalifa, aka The Busty Girl Who Works Behind The Counter At The Hamburger Joint, started in early August, when SCORE editor Dave realized, completely by accident, that the girl who had been taking his order at the burger restaurant for the past several months had big tits and a super-hot body. But let's have Mia tell the story.

"There's the burger restaurant I work at, which you and a bunch of guys from SCORE go to," said Mia, who was born in Lebanon and lives in Miami, Florida. "And there's a pet store across from it, and I went to get my dog some food. I have a little Maltipoo. And on my way out, I saw Dave in his car and said, 'Hi!' And he rolled down his window and looked at me and said, 'Do I know you?' And I said, 'I'm your cashier from the burger restaurant.'"

For Dave, this was an instance of awe turning to shock. You see, the uniform at the burger joint is not very flattering. Mia describes it as "a giant polo shirt with a high collar and an apron over it and a doofy hat that looks like it should have a propeller on top." On this day, Mia was wearing a tight, backless, form-fitting top and a high-waisted skirt with high heels. She obviously had a body built for SCORE and porn.

But did it really matter? Typically, the odds of any girl accepting an offer to pose nude for a men's magazine and website are slim.

Mia continues the story.

"You guys came into the restaurant a couple of days later, and Steve [the art director of SCORE] told me to come to your table because you had something to ask me, and I couldn't come that day because I was very busy. So you came in again, and Gil [another art director] was very slick. He said, 'We want to ask you something, but I understand that you can't really leave your register, so I'm going to give you this website, and you should go to it on your own time.' So he wrote down Scoreland.com, and I went to the bathroom to check it out. As soon as I saw what it was, I thought, 'This would be so cool.'"

From that point on, things happened quickly. Mia called our studio. She came in for test shots. We rushed her onto the studio calendar. Mia took off a few days from work.

And here she is, looking sensational in a blue monokini poolside in Miami then taking it off and oiling up her DD-cup tits and curvy body. And if you think this is exciting for you and Mia, just think about how those of us at SCORELAND feel right now.

Yes, Mia, we would like tits and pussy with our burger and fries.